Stupid Questions

[TiTex]

11. What do people in China call their good plates?

12. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They’re both dogs.

14. What do you call male ballerinas?

15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn’t he buy his dinner?

17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your A*s?

23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

[TiTex]

• 1. Intri in casa si se gaseste tot timpul cineva sa te intrebe : Ai venit? Nuuu, defapt, este spiritul meu. Creierul tau bolnav isi doar imagineaza ca as fi venit. In categoria asta intra si toate celelate intrebari cu raspuns evident, gen : "mananci ?"
  
  2. Dormi? Evident, ca sa raspunzi la intrebarea asta, trebuie sa te trezesti...
  
  3. Ce mai faci? o intrebare stupida la care toti raspundem : "Bine". Defapt, ar trebui sa ne apucam sa povestim ce mai facem...adica… tot ?
  
  4. Alta intrebare agasanta si fara rost : Ce-i cu tine? ce-i cu mine?? nu-i nimic cu mine . Cum raspunzi la intrebarea asta ?
  
  5. Mai traiesti? Nu, am murit.
  
  6. Cum e la scoala? Foarte frumos. Cum poate sa fie la scoala, altfel decat ca la scoala ? "E cald, ca la plaja".
  
  7. Ai un numar de telefon? Nu, in secolul XX I, eu n-am telefon.
  
  8. Tu fumezi?! Atunci cand esti cu tigara in mana si te intreaba cineva chestia asta, nu prea ai ce sa raspunzi.. "Nu, trag din filtru sa nu se stinga la capatul celalalt !"
  
  9. M-ai sunat? Suni pe cineva, nu-ti raspunde si dupa aia te suna inapoi.. "M-ai sunat ?" Nu eu, am virusi extraterestri pe telefon si suna de nebuni numere din agenda.
  
  10. Ai innebunit ? Din aceeasi categorie :esti nebun/prost/ retardat/alte adjective de genu'.

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