We all know how literally impossible it is to not offend someone these days, everyone is just so f*cking touchy… So this guide will help you on how to speak about the opposite sex in a politically correct way…
How to speak about women and be politically correct
-She is not a babe or a chick; she is a breasted american.
-She is not a screamer or moaner; she is vocally appreciative.
-She is not easy; she is horizontally accessible.
-She is not dumb; she is a detour off the information superhighway.
-She has not been around; she is a previously enjoyed companion.
-She is not an air head; she is reality impaired.
-She does not get drunk or tipsy; she gets chemically inconvenienced.
-She is not horny; she is sexually focused.
-She does not have breast implants; she is medically enhanced.
-She does not nag you; she becomes orally repetitive.
-She is not a sl*t; she is sexually extroverted.
-She is not a two bit wh*re; she is a low cost provider.
How to speak about men and be politically correct
-He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a liquid grain storage facility.
-He is not a bad dancer; he is overly caucasian.
-He does not get lost all the time; he investigates alternative destinations.
-He is not balding; he is in follicle regression.
-He is not a cradle robber; he prefers generational differential relationships.
-He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes accidentally horizontal.
-He does not act like a total ass; he develops a case of rectal-cranial inversion.
-He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has swine empathy.
-He is not afraid of commitment; he is monogamously challenged.
-He is not quiet; he is a conversational minimalist.
-He is not stupid; he suffers from minimal cranial development.
-He is not short; he is anatomically compact.
-He does not constantly talk about cars; he has a vehicular addiction.
-He is not unsophisticated; he is socially malformed.
-He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from reverse bulimia.
-He does not hog the blankets; he is thermally unappreciative.
-He doesn’t have a dirty mind; he has introspective p*rnographic moments.
